i dont know about you/but i know what i like to do to keep myself preoccupied with the finer things in life/No one knows what a keggler is but the secret's been let out/a keggler is the master of the bowling alley shout

The bowling alley's where ill be until 9:30/Trying to win the perfect game just to keep my fame/The bowling alley's where ill be so please come prepared/So you can hang around all of the kegglers

any time you see this man/he'll have his ball in his hand/he lines up his strike that he always gets right/he tears down the lane/hes already earned his fame/he is the master of this game

The bowling alley's where ill be until 9:30/Trying to win the perfect game just to keep my fame/The bowling alley's where ill be so please come prepared/So you can hang around all of the kegglers

another frame, another game, a perfect way to end the day/Of strikes and spares and crazy hair tonight/I won't lie to you/cause bowling's what i do/im a keggler at heart and i always will be

The bowling alley's where ill be until 9:30/Trying to win the perfect game just to keep my fame/The bowling alley's where ill be so please come prepared/So you can hang around all of the kegglers

The bowling alley's where ill be until 9:30/Trying to win the perfect game just to keep my fame/The bowling alley's where ill be so please come prepared/So you can hang around all of the kegglers